Seeing your main bitch in public while you with the side hoe
I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.
He brought it to school today and I’m just-
is all of that
wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries
online friendships have prepared me for long distance relationships i am ready to date a boy in a touring band please deliver one to me asap
the first time you hit post limit is like losing your tumblr virginity
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
i appreciate that he used a black, lesbian couple and their beautiful black baby to illustrate this point because i am damn tired of neil patrick harris being the face of queer struggle
^^ exactly. It’s important.
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